Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

• 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.
• 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
• 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
• 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.
• 6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
• 5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net."
• 4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
• 3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among hobbies.
• 2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
• 1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"